This picture invokes thoughts of a warm holiday and that perfect atmosphere.
This next bit makes me laugh.
While trying to escape through Pakistan , Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the sand and picked it up.
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> Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"
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> Osama responded," You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything."
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> The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."
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> Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you.
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> " The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.
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> The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Nancy Pelosi at his side.
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> His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.
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> God is good.
I know I'm bad. But I couldn't stop myself.
Here's a present for all my friends.
