Monday, December 21, 2009

Just A Little Christmas Fun

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This picture invokes thoughts of a warm holiday and that perfect atmosphere.
This next bit makes me laugh.

While trying to escape through Pakistan , Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the sand and picked it up.
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> Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"
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> Osama responded," You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything."
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> The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."
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> Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you.
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> " The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.
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> The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Nancy Pelosi at his side.
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> His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.
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> God is good.

I know I'm bad. But I couldn't stop myself.

Here's a present for all my friends.


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Thursday, December 17, 2009

Author Roast and Toast On Friday 12/18

The Author Roast and Toast crew is hosting Kathleen O'Connor on Friday. Come to her party. The atmosphere is warm and compelling.

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Make a comment and have some fun with this cyber party. Oliver will be making some of his specialties for our guests. And Kathleen is looking awfully good in her new outfit.


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Tuesday, December 15, 2009

The Thing About Christmas

We each have a picture of what is Christmas in our heads. A lovely scene with lots of lights. One of the first things to enter my mind is, go home for Christmas.

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Maybe a beautiful wreath?

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A special tree that touches your heart. A toasty fireplace to warm your cold hands.

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Maybe it's Santa Claus, or the Nativity. A bit of both?

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Whatever it is. I wish you the best, Merry Christmas, no matter what!

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Okay One Joke to make you laugh


A man was riding his Harley beside a Sydney beach when suddenly the
>> sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, The Lord said.
>> 'Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will
>> grant you one wish.'
>> The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to New Zealand so I
>> can ride over anytime I want.'
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>> The Lord said; 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
>> challenges for that kind of undertaking, the supports required
>> reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it
>> would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can
>> do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly
>> things. Take a little more time and think of something that could
>> possibly help mankind.'
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>> The biker thought hard about it for a long time. Finally, he said,
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>> 'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives. I want
>> to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me
>> the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says
>> nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy'.
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>> The Lord replied;
>> 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"





Thursday, December 10, 2009

It's beginning to get close to Christmas!

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My father used to decorate the house when I was a kid, inside my mom was allowed to help, but outside was a historical event. Every year he added more and more to the decorations. We lived in Burlington, Vermont at this time. When he started to do this, the neighbors began to do it too. It was like a contest and the more decorations the better. He spent a fortune on it and it showed.


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Every window had a candle and every window was decorated with the white spray snow. The closer to Christmas it got the more the men of the neighborhood scrambled. Especially when the city of Burlington held a contest for the best decorated yard. Alarms musta gone off, because all efforts doubled!

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The winner won a hundred dollars, a lot at the time and the house would be featured in the Burlington Free Press.

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Well my father won and we still have that picture framed in my mom's living room. For him it was worth the effort and it made the holidays just a bit more exciting. Decorations are just what you need to get into the mood and feeling.

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My parents made Christmas so special. I used to think the magic was Christmas time, when my parents were the one's who really made it magic! Thanks mom and dad, for making Christmas so special for us.


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Merry Christmas and may you have that special Christmas feeling!

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Saturday, December 5, 2009

No Snow For Christmas Here!


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I remember as a child how I felt on Christmas Eve. My mother was a pushover so if you wanted to know what she got you, you could usually get it out of her. The, what if I don't like it, always worked. In a family with six children the amount of presents surrounding the tree was

tremendous. My father would get the Christmas tree early, but never put it up until Christmas Eve. He put the lights on and most of the ornaments. It had to be perfect. One Christmas he covered the tree with tinsel, it looked like one huge lighted icicle. My preference always was no tinsel, because I wanted to lay under the tree and look up at all of the gilt and illumination above me, a mystical winter woodland, all in one single tree. I use to love the feeling of looking up from under the tree. It was so Christmas. I don't know if I could get off the floor these days. And Florida doesn't give that Christmas feeling, when you are used to being in Vermont. But this is how I like it to be.


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The house in a snowstorm is a Christmasy sight. It give me that feeling. Tell me candles don't do it.


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Looking out on a snowy scene just brings it all alive.


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I miss sitting in front of a fire trying to warm my cold toes. There's nothing like it to enjoy your Christmas Eve.


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It's a dream on a delicate snowflake. It's Christmas Eve memories.


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Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Mona Risk gets roasted on Friday 12/4

Mona Risk is being roasted on Friday the 4th by the http://authorroastandtoast.blogspot.com
The Author Roast and Toast.
On this day we will take Mona to a beautiful beach in South Florida/

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Mona looks lovely in her white cover up and flip flops. We have a wonderful array of Greek foods.
Pull up a lounge chair and sit a while. Mona is going to have one heck of a party!

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We're looking to party till the sun comes down over the water.


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Have a great time!

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