Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Ha! It feels good to Laugh Out Loud

No this is not my DH but he wouldn't pose for me so I had to use this picture. The purpose of this picture is to make you stop and look at my blog.
First I offer you a hot looking guy, then I pass along some jokes.

But I would also like to mention that I am still on cloud nine. After getting a great review from You Gotta Read Reviewers, I am up there. I don't think I am gonna come down for awhile. It's nice on this cloud. I've never been here before.

I'd also like to mention that this Friday The Author Roast and Toast blog will be roasting Kat Henry Doran. Please drop by and make a comment. Tease and cajole Kat and spend the day laughing with other authors and your roasting hostess's.
Looking forward to meeting you all there. Ten in the morning till we are too exhausted to type. It's fun! http://authorroastandtoast.blogspot.com

Marriage Humor

'What are you doing?'


'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'

'I was looking for the expiration date.'


: 'Do you want dinner?'

'Sure! What are my choices?'

'Yes or no.'


Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet.. Why?'

'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'

'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'

'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'


Stress Reliever

Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'

'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'

'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'


'Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'

'Well, you have done the right thing..'

'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'


A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'

'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'


Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.

The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'


A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!'

Husbands are husbands

A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him on the
head with a frying pan.
'What was that for?' the man asked.
The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Sally on
it that I found in your pants pocket'.
The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Sally was the name
of the horse I bet on'
The wife apologized and went on with the housework.
Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the
head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.
Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.
Wife replied. 'Your horse phoned'


  1. That's Henri Castelli, hon. Major hottie!

  2. Love the hottie picture. Still drooling. :)

    My fave joke? The one about the "horse" named Sally.