Tuesday, December 15, 2009

The Thing About Christmas

We each have a picture of what is Christmas in our heads. A lovely scene with lots of lights. One of the first things to enter my mind is, go home for Christmas.


Maybe a beautiful wreath?


A special tree that touches your heart. A toasty fireplace to warm your cold hands.


Maybe it's Santa Claus, or the Nativity. A bit of both?


Whatever it is. I wish you the best, Merry Christmas, no matter what!


Okay One Joke to make you laugh

A man was riding his Harley beside a Sydney beach when suddenly the
>> sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, The Lord said.
>> 'Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will
>> grant you one wish.'
>> The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to New Zealand so I
>> can ride over anytime I want.'
>> The Lord said; 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
>> challenges for that kind of undertaking, the supports required
>> reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it
>> would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can
>> do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly
>> things. Take a little more time and think of something that could
>> possibly help mankind.'
>> The biker thought hard about it for a long time. Finally, he said,
>> 'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives. I want
>> to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me
>> the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says
>> nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy'.
>> The Lord replied;
>> 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

1 comment:

  1. LOL. Opting for the materialistic bridge over the meaningful one? Yeah, yeah.

    Merry Christmas!