You need a laugh

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A guy is sitting at a bar just staring at his drink for half an 
hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his 
drink, gulps it down in one swig and then turns to the guy with a 
menacing stare as if to say, 'What'cha gonna do about it?"

The poor little guy starts crying.

"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," the biker says. "I 
didn 't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. 
"I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important 
meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found 
my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in 
the cab I took home. "He continues crying even harder. "Then I found 
my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me. So, I came to this
bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then 
you show up and drink the damn poison."

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Is your brain working today!!